2005.03.12 - The Mutiny - Holy Roman Empire, Blonde Alibi, Report, Grip of Colossus

[NsubUlysses]

MVP! MVP! MVP!!

I had so much fun and somehow managed getting a ride home because Spencer showed up. I formally met Michael, too! Durk the jerk was falling all over. Andy Slania RULZ. Jimbo was into it!. Val was so right, I DID have a blast!

[Patrick Cosmos]

I can't believe you resisted it, *****.

There is a cut on my forehead from getting pushed into a brick wall.

I would have said goodbye to everyone, except Ryan and Michael decided to get kicked out!

Our cab had a touch screen and four drunk men!

I am now off to the south side parade, where I will drink. College!

Spring break!

[Patrick Cosmos]

Also, to bands:

thank you for the high fives and thank you Rehal for giving me a drumstick and access to a crash

[michael]

We got kicked out?

[NsubUlysses]

I just realized that I'm an idiot and should have stayed longer.

[tibbs]

Yes, Michael, you and Ryan got kicked out for throwing ice.


ps - thanks for all the lapdances and for taking off your shirt.

[michael]

HAHAHA! I forgot I took off my shirt and gave you a lapdance! If I remembered, that would've made it into my comic!

[Jay Z]

i really like that place. the stage is straight out of hell but its actually a part of its charm. the people who run it are cool and the drinks are very tasty.

not many places in chicago like the mutiny.

[NsubUlysses]

I forgot to mention that Marshall sang the hits!

[rob]

If I go out and my shirt is not off at some point, that means the night was a waste. So when I take off my shirt around friends, that is my way of saying I love you. rob...

[coffee]

everytime i look at this thread i'm hoping someone will start talking about the holy roman empire and why it was neither HOLY, ROMAN, nor an EMPIRE in any way!

[1 X 1]

either/or
neither/nor

[brendan]

i keep looking at this thread and staring at the chick from boris in your avatar.

[Patrick Cosmos]

Michael:

I think that after ***** told me I looked like Chuck Norris, I kicked (or tried to kick) you in the stomach. Confirm/deny?

I knew like half of the people in the bar that night. It was incredible.

[Hazel]

Chuck's "Farewell to Walker" Letter
Dear Friends:

I was lying in bed a couple of months ago and I started reflecting back to my Martial Arts career as a fighter. I remembered back to 1974, when I decided to retire after six years as the undefeated World Middleweight Karate Champion. I thought that I could defend my title again in 1975 at the age of 35 and win my seventh consecutive year, but then again I could probably lose, so I decided to retire as an undefeated champion. To this day I am considered one of the top fighters of all time. If I had fought and lost, that may not have been the case.

Then I began thinking about Walker, Texas Ranger. Fortunately, Walker has been a top rated series for eight years and I thought it could probably have a successful ninth season, but then again maybe not. Anyway that is the reason I am ending Walker, Texas Ranger. I want the series to end as a winner. I know the let down of Walker being over will be very emotionally hard on me, just as it did when I retired as a fighter, but I did not stop doing my Martial Arts when I retired and I will not stop acting when Walker is over. I hope whenever my acting career goes that I will still have your support! As I have always believed, "When one door closes, a bigger one opens."

God Bless you.

Sincerely your friend,

Chuck Norris
www.chucknorris.com