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there was someone there who looked like *******, and i hit him in the butt before discovering the switch
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My real butt remained untouched.Beware the mighty Septopus
What a dandy guy
He lives on top of the submarine
And he's always eating pies
He's always eating pies up there
And throwing festivals
He's the grandest guy in town
With seven testiclesComment
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i tried to get in, but they turned me away for two reasons:
1.) i was too old
2.) it was literally sold out
is this joke dead yet? is jimmy? the pope and terri schaivo certainly are.
aaronmy brother and i bought our mom a Metallica "Metal Up Your Ass Shirt" for her birthday (or easter) when we were like 12. she literally started crying at what her sons had become, then she proceeded to cut the shirt up right in front of us. it was brilliant and sad.
thank you abbas and pat.Comment
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When I got on my bike, Jimmy was edging ever-closer toward actual, physical death.
Jimmy had a big adventure night!Beware the mighty Septopus
What a dandy guy
He lives on top of the submarine
And he's always eating pies
He's always eating pies up there
And throwing festivals
He's the grandest guy in town
With seven testiclesComment
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Yeah! Last night!"I mean, I got scruples with genocide, but get a few beers in me, and hey, who knows..." -Wendell
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hey marsh... how was the RAGER at your place?Comment
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Well, it didn't turn out to be an actual "rager", however there was a lot of individual raging.
Andy Slania slapped the belt so hard it snapped."I mean, I got scruples with genocide, but get a few beers in me, and hey, who knows..." -Wendell
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That belt went through a lot of slapping last night, I can still wear it though.Comment
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Dear Hoffa,
As you were not there, I had to take the reigns and do some shoulder air-drumming. I tried my hardest to get everyone involved during "Master of Profits," but everybody seemed annoyed - except Val, who has grown weary of the way I act and now simply accepts that I am an eight-year-old. Things would have been better if you were there to show people how it truly feels to have a man air-drum on your shoulder.
I have brought shame to myself and to my family.
PatrickBeware the mighty Septopus
What a dandy guy
He lives on top of the submarine
And he's always eating pies
He's always eating pies up there
And throwing festivals
He's the grandest guy in town
With seven testiclesComment
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I am sorry I have different interests than you, Dean!
Won't happen again!Beware the mighty Septopus
What a dandy guy
He lives on top of the submarine
And he's always eating pies
He's always eating pies up there
And throwing festivals
He's the grandest guy in town
With seven testiclesComment
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I didn't get embarassed; I thought it was a dickheaded thing to ask me, so I was miffed.Originally posted by NsubUlysses
Then I went and drank and hated (not on you).Beware the mighty Septopus
What a dandy guy
He lives on top of the submarine
And he's always eating pies
He's always eating pies up there
And throwing festivals
He's the grandest guy in town
With seven testiclesComment
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