2006.03.30 - Double Door - Cats and Jammers, Sass Dragons, Waxon7, The New Randys +1

[thesassdragons]

Thursday, March 30th, 2006 @ Double Door

Time: 9 PM
Cost: $7 door; $5 ticket

Cats and Jammers
Sass Dragons
Waxon7
The New Randys
President Bomb

If you don't have a ticket, see one of the sass dragons for one... or call them when you get to the double door and they will sneak you one!

Please come out! We could use the support.
Thanks a billion!
-SASSDRAGONS

www.sassdragons.com
www.myspace.com/sassdragons

[thesassdragons]

DO IT!

Go to this show, cuz wez gonna tear the lid offa tha mothafukka!!!

[Hazel]

Are you guys like a spunkier version of The Soup Dragons?

[thesassdragons]

We ARE a spunkier version of the Soup Dragons. Except the soup should be replaced with urine, and the the dragon is a poop shaped like a dragon. Then your mom yells at you for making a mess and asks "What the hell is your problem"!

-To a tee.

[Oinky]

I dunno if you are sassy enough for me. I mean, I take sass to a pretty high level. I doubt any stupid reptiles can match me.

[Hazel]

My mom has never yelled at me.

[thesassdragons]

I dunno if you are sassy enough for me. I mean, I take sass to a pretty high level. I doubt any stupid reptiles can match me.

Oh MAN!!! I tell you, we deliver the SASS like Jimmy Johns. So fast you'll FREAK! And we shop at Sam's Club and COSTCO. So you know that we have more than enough to go around.

[thesassdragons]

My mom has never yelled at me.

She will if you go to this show. It's like GG Allin times A GADZILLION!

[techno]

Something tells me all your "zaniness" wouldn't match the crust GG Allin wiped from his eyes.

[Hazel]

She will if you go to this show. It's like GG Allin times A GADZILLION!

Who's that?

[brandon]

christina what is sass?

[thesassdragons]

Something tells me all your "zaniness" wouldn't match the crust GG Allin wiped from his eyes.

Why don't you find out? It will be FUN!!!

[Oinky]

christina what is sass?

Sassies are the kind of things that you say that make your drunken husband have to hurt you because otherwise you'd never learn.

Listen Sassdragon, I don't want any generic bulk sass. This is about quality, not quantity. I demand sasstisfaction!

[thesassdragons]

Sassies are the kind of things that you say that make your drunken husband have to hurt you because otherwise you'd never learn.

Listen Sassdragon, I don't want any generic bulk sass. This is about quality, not quantity. I demand sasstisfaction!

OH ****! I didn't mention that we buy bulk INGREDIENTS to make homemade SASS. I probably should have mentioned that. It is quality sass, i assure you.

[thesassdragons]

OH ****! I didn't mention that we buy bulk INGREDIENTS to make homemade SASS. I probably should have mentioned that. It is quality sass, i assure you.

New batch this morning. Handing it out tonight. Quality!