2005.12.01 - Schubas - Free Stooges(DJs Upstairs)

[jose]

Francis Bacon was a chud. I am bummed that I cannot go to this.

[Oinky]

I'm talking about the awesome Francis Bacon, not the lame SIR Francis Bacon.

[jose]

oh, I'm sorry. Proceed.


But seriously, if you put that painting in a sandwich, it will probably give you the poison.

[tonyc]

You're the BACON BRINGER, Oinky. You tell me.

[Oinky]

I will just buy you a sandwich or something. Will that win your love?

[jose]

You're gonna need to double the meat on that sandwich, for starters. Tony is demanding about sandwiches. Try the Super Sub on Ashland-- I hear they have a delicious Challenge that comes in the form of a sandwich.

[tibbs]

I'm pretty sure the road to Tony's heart involves a sausage stuffed pork roast wrapped in bacon.

[jose]

As long as that road has my heart as a pit stop.

[tibbs]

If it has a stop at your heart, it may stop your heart. Either way it will be delicious.

[jose]

Be not afraid; meat stands before you always; come, follow meat; and he will give you rest.

I always hated church until I adapted the lyrics to suit meat needs.

[Oinky]

Jose, I will buy you sandwiches too. It is the giving season! Meats for all!

[Oinky]

Hey, would anyone going to this like to be my traveling partner!? People who live near me? Mmmm?

[Jimbo]

I may or may not go to this. I went to the eye doctor and had my eyes dialated, they are currently not happy.

[Dusty]

Be not afraid; meat stands before you always; come, follow meat; and he will give you rest.

I always hated church until I adapted the lyrics to suit meat needs.

i always hated church until i accepted meat as my savior.

[Oinky]

I may or may not go to this. I went to the eye doctor and had my eyes dialated, they are currently not happy.

You should go, I will be your seeing eye bitch!