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  • #1

    Dear Dvorak Loving Students,

    I really want to see the upcoming Cello Concertos on 6/10 or 6/11. Full price tickets are $38+ but student tickets are $10.
    Anybody wanna go?
    Or at least know someone with an id that looks like me that I can borrow? It comes with free cocktail hour after the show!

    Thanks for looking.
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  • #2
    I would really love to go. I still have my Loyola ID from a couple years back. Can one student buy two tickets?

    ps - expect a bunch of bad jokes in this thread about keyboards.
    Your girlfriend/boyfriend asks you if 'you wanna go? you wanna go' in a thick canadian accent. Explain your following actions in detail. I'd move around her slowly and surely, dropping my gloves and mask, reach in and pull her close, taking care to slide her sweater over her head all in one smooth motion. I'd soften her up with some blows to the head before I went to work on her midsection. I'm reckless with the way I land my hits. She'll go down first, but I'll go down longest.

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    • #3
      a person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message.She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error?There isnt even a keyboard attached!
      ...on weed

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      • #4
        i have my UIC ID that may help you get tix cheap?
        Why the fuck should I have to remember "Level 3, Presence 10, Gain 10" when my little brother's jagoff friends come over and fuck with my shit? - Rip Glitter

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        • #5
          yo i got an id girl. i dont wanna go but let me know if you want my ID.

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          • #6
            sorry - i meant to suggest that i could purchase the tickets for you, not that we look alike. i would not insult you like that.
            Why the fuck should I have to remember "Level 3, Presence 10, Gain 10" when my little brother's jagoff friends come over and fuck with my shit? - Rip Glitter

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            • #7
              thanks for the response!
              i went last night in a group of 4 & they did ask to see ids. we presented 3 & it was fine.
              so...yeah!
              val, buy us some tix!
              danielle, how can i score your id?
              lemme know ladies.
              abbas, no offense taken! i knew what you meant.

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              • #8
                i can drop it off...you can pick it up...i can leave it in our secret treehouse where we have mad lezzie sex...

                6302901987

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                • #9
                  amazing
                  Why the fuck should I have to remember "Level 3, Presence 10, Gain 10" when my little brother's jagoff friends come over and fuck with my shit? - Rip Glitter

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                  • #10
                    i vote tree house.

                    just please be home by bedtime.
                    ...on weed

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